I HAD TO CHUCKLE WHEN I CAME ACROSS A SELLER’S NOTE TO HIS CHILDREN… AFFIXED TO THE AIR CONDITIONING THERMOSTAT …
I SUPPOSE VARIATIONS WOULD WORK ELSEWHERE, BUT FOR MIAMI, THIS WAS FUN… AND MADE THE HOUSE MEMORABLE!
*** IMPORTANT AIR CONDITIONING LESSON! PLEASE READ ….(AND SAVE FOR FUTURE REFERENCE)***
“TO MY CHILDREN:
THIS THERMOSTAT IS SET AT THE IDEAL TEMPERATURE FOR OUR FAMILY, SO PLEASE DON’T FIDDLE WITH IT.
TROPICAL CLIMATIC ANALYSIS: WHEN OUTSIDE TEMPERTURE IN MIAMI FALLS ANYWHERE BETWEEN 80 AND 95 DEGREES, THE INDOOR THERMOSTAT IS PERFECTLY SET RIGHT WHERE IT IS NOW… AT 75 DEGREES.
…ANY LOWER THAN THAT AND YOU MAY POSSIBLY BE DIPPING INTO YOUR YET-UNEARNED ALLOWANCE…
ALL MY LOVE – Daddy”
